Review of the Disney Parks
Cleanest Bathrooms: Magic Kingdom
Dirtiest Bathrooms: Animal Kingdom
Park to Kill Your Diet: Epcot
Where I spotted the greatest number of fake handbags: Hollywood Studios
Park I can spend three days exploring: Magic Kingdom
Best Shopping: ALL of the parks, but I liked Magic Kingdom just slightly better than the rest. You should check out the documentary on YouTube “Exit Through the Gift Shop.”
Best place to entertain an infant: Magic Kingdom
My favorite park in Disney World: Magic Kingdom
Park with the rudest guests: ALL of them. People are downright nasty when it comes to making sure they arrive a nanosecond before you to anywhere. Watch out. Elbows get thrown.
Best show: Fantasmic in Hollywood Studios. So good! Water, fire, characters, animation…this show had it all!
Best fireworks: Epcot. Very neat.
Safest feeling park: Hollywood Studios. The workers were on top of you of a stroller was parked out of line. I would hate to see what would happen if I accidentally did something crazy like let a paper fall from my pocket or anything.
Most accommodating park: Epcot. Seriously. We went to an attraction. The people working saw I had an infant and suddenly we received five star treatment. I thought for a second we had been mistaken for the royal family.
Most bizarre food choice: Giant Turkey legs.
That’s my short list for now.